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So…My “Sex Ad”

Check this out…so what if I wrote & posted a “Personal Ad”…I wonder what I’d put…

I present to you…

My SEX AD

8-Inch Dick is worth $1 Million Dollars seeks good time, what you get out of it could last anywhere between 1-Minute & However-long-you-want-it-to.
It's big, thick and it satisfies. Matter of fact it even comes with a CONVERSATION [ON] OFF switch. Before, during and after, conversation about any subject you choose,whenever you chose. My dick is so good that it even comes with a "Relationship" Offer. It’s drug and disease free, Magnum Required/Lubrication Optional.

I'm so nice that I'll even given you a 7-Day Trial Offer, no card or coupon needed...just be willing to put your heart & your feelings  on the line. Understand that you are also prone to and not I can be held liable for: Sweating, panting, screaming, yelling, biting of the lip and in most cases orgasmic euphoria. The last part comes with a “second chance” guarantee. If I should at any point fail to live up to the last offer, I will perform my duties until said euphoric level is reached.

You see, I don't just "fuck" for fucksakes..I don't give you any of these 8-inches just for the hell of it..Shit, are you crazy? I've put 29 years into being THIS MOTHERFUCKING GOOD, you'd better ask a friend or a your sister about m3. I go down smooth in the bedroom but I can hit hard, why else would my nuts be insured by a Gecko?

Are you serious, Amari L. Williams is a name that you need to know...I'm the 1 guy in the world who doesn't want to fuck you. Unlike Drake & Lil Wayne, I make my profit not from "Fucking Every Girl"..Nah, Amari makes his money by collecting $1 for every girl who can say that I rocked her world!

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