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Compatibility Issues

I’m sitting here staring at the screen and all that I can see is the SYSTEM ERROR Message flashing over and over again, it keeps saying that a FILE IS MISSING and that annoying FUCKING “AAAANNNNGAAAANNNAA” sound has my ears ringing and since I’m just sitting here doing nothing this current problem appears URGENT desperate need of my full attention. I should do something about it. Only problem is that that message isn’t coming in from the computer thru my eyes, this message is coming straight from my heart…

Okay let’s see the problem apparently isn’t with her so I guess that means the problem is within me so let’s go down the Checklist:

- Could it be my sense of humor that drives her crazy or could it be my annoying tone of voice?

- Could it be my love for sports and competition or the way that I sometimes compete with others if for no reason than to prove that I am indeed better than they are?

- Could be my ego…I am a VERY confident person, I think that we all should and okay I’ll admit that sometimes I do push my confidence level to areas of what you would consider conceited, but I swear to you that is never my intention..

-Could be the fact that I show emotion in a way so different than anyone else or how I have my own way(s) of being romantic, I wonder if I should consider the fact that my lack of jealousy is perceived as a lack of care?

Who knows huh?

What if I gave up the videos games and cigars? Those two beers a night while watching the game have got to be taxing right?

Maybe my knack for meeting new people and saying hello everywhere I go is the problem, maybe I should be more recluse and reserved*I know *just about the same meaning* like everyone else.

-That one night out a week that I take for myself could be doing it, but then again even though I want to just chill and be by myself I still extend an invite to come along…

-My nerdy quirks have to drive you crazy what with my just about always knowing the answer or my willingness to look it up…and yeah I know I have waaaaayyy to many electronic gadgets and yeah I spend too much time online looking at the “Newest” tech thing coming out.

-Making sure that I look good and taking care of my body have get to bother you, I should do nothing to ensure that you always find me attractive…I never knew how much of a turn off that was, and damn-it I can help it that while I know that I may not look the best some women STILL find me INCREDIBLY SEXY...I'll sure to fix that right away…I’ve got to figure out what it is about me that continues to drive you away…

There has to be something that I can do, something that I may have overlooked or may have accidently deleted…either way I’ve gotta do something soon because if I don’t I’ll have no choice but to press the RESET and start ALL OVER AGAIN…WAIT!! I think I may have found the answer…Ahh I see it…I see part of the answer down below…Hey, I tell you what ---> I’ll read it and you read it and when we’re both done, we can compare notes and see if we can come up with the solution TOGETHER…

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