This isn't necessarily a blog but insight -
For anyone who reads this and who doesn't play video games online these are my daily thoughts when I'm online:
To all of you haters, punks, bitches, fags, and whatever other word that escapes my mind at the moment: FUCK YOU & Thank You..Fuck You because well you're all a bunch of idiots who do nothing for 8-12 hours a day sitting around talking about what you could be doing instead of what you are doing. You know exactly who you are...You're that guy who NEVER leaves his house unless he's getting something to eat or going to buy the next game, you're the guy that has no idea what an intellectual thought is. You're also the guy who depends on others to get you thru your own problems, it's funny to me how when you don't/can't understand your only reaction is to turn against rather than turn to. Like now you're reading this and saying "I think he's talking about me", newsflash I AM. I mean come on, are you really that shallow or did you grow up so sheltered that now thee only way that you can truly connect with society is thru that little earpiece in your ear...ah and about that you spend a ridiculous amount of money so that you can clearly hear those same people in your ear.LOL. Come on now, I bet you're also the guy who use the same manner of speaking when you interact off line as you do online. Like "Hey, how are you today?", your response would be something along the lines of " Good, no achievements yet but I'm working on it" or "Hey what are you doing tonight?" again your response "Ah nothing, gonna sit around in party chat with the guys and maybe rape some kids online..". Speaking of which, when will you learn that it's not about how many kills you get or average but more importantly it's your ratio and whether your team wins or not...Guess you haven't learned that yet..
Now the Thank You: Thank You for being part of my fan club, because no matter what game, if I'm online or not...My name still comes out of your mouths...Hell some of you have even taken to make names like ones' that I had or something closely similar...lol. Get your own life. And Thank You for assuming that "I'm always HIGH", to me that means "I can't get on his level of thinking so it must be due to.." But sadly no, nor am I drunk..lol. Dude, I'm just that much better and that much smarter. While you're thinking about your next move, that next corner I'm already two-three steps ahead..You "Wait & Play" as I call it and I set people up, you call what you do "camping" I call what you do FEAR. While you may try to "Run 'N Gun" you only end up getting gunned down. What was that you had 22 kills in that one game that one round?? Oh, but you also died 19 times?? So really all you did was kill 3 people and contribute a measly 30 points...Hmmm, meanwhile I just went 10-0 a positive of 10 kills adding 100 points..INTERESTING...Oh and that guy who knows how to get EVERY Achievement no matter what game...What if any "Achievements" do you have in life?? Take your time with that one, maybe watch a video to figure out how to get those...Then again, MAYBE NOT.
See I can all day about what really goes on in our ears when we're sitting there playing, like all you guys who feel that they just have to speak when a girl/woman is in the room. How come you never hear a gay guy speak up when another gay guy comes into the room...And my to my ONLINE RACISTS-I find two things funny.
Number 1: When you're busy saying/screaming what you can't say to the face of that "Nigger" or should I say THIS "Nigger", do you ever wonder if he/we really care? Are we really that good that you feel that you must praise us EVERY TIME you die? Do you think that by you saying it or making your little racist jokes we will mentally revert back to the days of slavery?? Am I supposed to drop my controller and pick up some cotton?? Really, if you feel that strongly about it then I get off your couch..leave your house and head over to the 'hood(there's one in every city) and Scream it at the top of your lungs. But you won't, what you'll do is tell me in my ear how big a guy you are and what you'd do to me...but sadly you won't say it intelligently enough for me to understand. You sit there with the guy who's ALWAYS getting laid, yet is ALWAYS online and compare stories about things that you've never done nor will ever do. "Man I 'member this one time when I...", when it should be told " Man I 'member this one time when this other guy..."
Then there are the women that I play with from time to time... You know the saying "If she's got a controller in one hand, she's got a Twinkie in the other".LOL. Now, I don't know it to be a fact, but the popular rumor is that 95% of the women who play video games online are fat, plump or pudgy...I wonder then what the percentage is for guys?? I do know for a fact that man or woman garbage is garbage, I also know(not from experience) that it's harder for a woman to be accepted for being just as good or better than her counterparts. But the good ones' always seem to make the mistake of wanting attention for being a woman, rather than wanting to recognized for being good. If that's the case then why complain, matter of fact..Is it a must to put in your BIO that your a girl and that you're not fat?? Should I put in my BIO that I'm black and not ghetto?? Do you feel you need to cut your hair to match your Avatar?? Do you buy clothes to match your what your Avatar is wearing from day to day?? You know I'll just go ahead and say what all the guys' on your friends list won't: We like to play with you(good or bad) because every guy wants to have a chick around, we know that you're not Beyonce and in some cases you're closer to Rosie BUT that doesn't mean that we wouldn't take a run at you. Just wouldn't tell anyone, and about the only way you'd see any of outside of the game would be if you bought the plane ticket..lol. Let me take that back, some of you are seen daily on your little XBL Cam(Oops) or on your home webcam(that was sooo late '90's). See what you think is us being "Nice" is really us just making sure that if-"IF" were ever possible then we'd be the first in line..lol. Well not me, because to tell you the truth...I don't really care about you know so what would give you any idea that I'd care then, and for you who wish that she was in your city...What would you do if she was?? You get pissed now when someone is in your "Favorite" spot, what would you do if the girl you met online that also lived in your city not only knew your FEW off line friends, but she knew the ones' online as well?? Party Chat would definitely have a whole new meaning..lol.
Some of you(the few who do more than just read about video games), may have had your feelings hurt by what I've written...but I don't care 'cause I don't really know any of you anyway and some of you might just say"WOW, I was thinking the same exact thing".lol. I challenge anyone who read this and has a problem to do one thing: Say it to my face. FIN
For anyone who reads this and who doesn't play video games online these are my daily thoughts when I'm online:
To all of you haters, punks, bitches, fags, and whatever other word that escapes my mind at the moment: FUCK YOU & Thank You..Fuck You because well you're all a bunch of idiots who do nothing for 8-12 hours a day sitting around talking about what you could be doing instead of what you are doing. You know exactly who you are...You're that guy who NEVER leaves his house unless he's getting something to eat or going to buy the next game, you're the guy that has no idea what an intellectual thought is. You're also the guy who depends on others to get you thru your own problems, it's funny to me how when you don't/can't understand your only reaction is to turn against rather than turn to. Like now you're reading this and saying "I think he's talking about me", newsflash I AM. I mean come on, are you really that shallow or did you grow up so sheltered that now thee only way that you can truly connect with society is thru that little earpiece in your ear...ah and about that you spend a ridiculous amount of money so that you can clearly hear those same people in your ear.LOL. Come on now, I bet you're also the guy who use the same manner of speaking when you interact off line as you do online. Like "Hey, how are you today?", your response would be something along the lines of " Good, no achievements yet but I'm working on it" or "Hey what are you doing tonight?" again your response "Ah nothing, gonna sit around in party chat with the guys and maybe rape some kids online..". Speaking of which, when will you learn that it's not about how many kills you get or average but more importantly it's your ratio and whether your team wins or not...Guess you haven't learned that yet..
Now the Thank You: Thank You for being part of my fan club, because no matter what game, if I'm online or not...My name still comes out of your mouths...Hell some of you have even taken to make names like ones' that I had or something closely similar...lol. Get your own life. And Thank You for assuming that "I'm always HIGH", to me that means "I can't get on his level of thinking so it must be due to.." But sadly no, nor am I drunk..lol. Dude, I'm just that much better and that much smarter. While you're thinking about your next move, that next corner I'm already two-three steps ahead..You "Wait & Play" as I call it and I set people up, you call what you do "camping" I call what you do FEAR. While you may try to "Run 'N Gun" you only end up getting gunned down. What was that you had 22 kills in that one game that one round?? Oh, but you also died 19 times?? So really all you did was kill 3 people and contribute a measly 30 points...Hmmm, meanwhile I just went 10-0 a positive of 10 kills adding 100 points..INTERESTING...Oh and that guy who knows how to get EVERY Achievement no matter what game...What if any "Achievements" do you have in life?? Take your time with that one, maybe watch a video to figure out how to get those...Then again, MAYBE NOT.
See I can all day about what really goes on in our ears when we're sitting there playing, like all you guys who feel that they just have to speak when a girl/woman is in the room. How come you never hear a gay guy speak up when another gay guy comes into the room...And my to my ONLINE RACISTS-I find two things funny.
Number 1: When you're busy saying/screaming what you can't say to the face of that "Nigger" or should I say THIS "Nigger", do you ever wonder if he/we really care? Are we really that good that you feel that you must praise us EVERY TIME you die? Do you think that by you saying it or making your little racist jokes we will mentally revert back to the days of slavery?? Am I supposed to drop my controller and pick up some cotton?? Really, if you feel that strongly about it then I get off your couch..leave your house and head over to the 'hood(there's one in every city) and Scream it at the top of your lungs. But you won't, what you'll do is tell me in my ear how big a guy you are and what you'd do to me...but sadly you won't say it intelligently enough for me to understand. You sit there with the guy who's ALWAYS getting laid, yet is ALWAYS online and compare stories about things that you've never done nor will ever do. "Man I 'member this one time when I...", when it should be told " Man I 'member this one time when this other guy..."
Then there are the women that I play with from time to time... You know the saying "If she's got a controller in one hand, she's got a Twinkie in the other".LOL. Now, I don't know it to be a fact, but the popular rumor is that 95% of the women who play video games online are fat, plump or pudgy...I wonder then what the percentage is for guys?? I do know for a fact that man or woman garbage is garbage, I also know(not from experience) that it's harder for a woman to be accepted for being just as good or better than her counterparts. But the good ones' always seem to make the mistake of wanting attention for being a woman, rather than wanting to recognized for being good. If that's the case then why complain, matter of fact..Is it a must to put in your BIO that your a girl and that you're not fat?? Should I put in my BIO that I'm black and not ghetto?? Do you feel you need to cut your hair to match your Avatar?? Do you buy clothes to match your what your Avatar is wearing from day to day?? You know I'll just go ahead and say what all the guys' on your friends list won't: We like to play with you(good or bad) because every guy wants to have a chick around, we know that you're not Beyonce and in some cases you're closer to Rosie BUT that doesn't mean that we wouldn't take a run at you. Just wouldn't tell anyone, and about the only way you'd see any of outside of the game would be if you bought the plane ticket..lol. Let me take that back, some of you are seen daily on your little XBL Cam(Oops) or on your home webcam(that was sooo late '90's). See what you think is us being "Nice" is really us just making sure that if-"IF" were ever possible then we'd be the first in line..lol. Well not me, because to tell you the truth...I don't really care about you know so what would give you any idea that I'd care then, and for you who wish that she was in your city...What would you do if she was?? You get pissed now when someone is in your "Favorite" spot, what would you do if the girl you met online that also lived in your city not only knew your FEW off line friends, but she knew the ones' online as well?? Party Chat would definitely have a whole new meaning..lol.
Some of you(the few who do more than just read about video games), may have had your feelings hurt by what I've written...but I don't care 'cause I don't really know any of you anyway and some of you might just say"WOW, I was thinking the same exact thing".lol. I challenge anyone who read this and has a problem to do one thing: Say it to my face. FIN
So, you're saying you don't want me to ship you a carton of twinkies and we can work on XBL achievements together while I talk to you on my expensive headset?!? Ass.
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